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Roosevelt University now requiring uniforms
by Kel Faherty / Staff Reporter This article is from the Torch’s satire issue, the Scorch. Roosevelt University has made the executive decision to now require student uniforms across the board. According to the head source, who wished to remain… Read More ›
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Roosevelt Financial Aid Office implements new student charges, including a fee for breathing
by Juules Banks / Editor-in-Chief This article is from the Torch’s satire issue, the Scorch. The Roosevelt Financial Aid Office has recently announced new changes to tuition – much to the dismay of students. After confusion began to surface over… Read More ›
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Roosevelt announces plans to integrate with every university in Chicago
by Karina Aguilar / Staff Reporter This article is from the Torch’s satire issue, the Scorch. Roosevelt University announced another integration on March 9—exactly one year after the integration with Robert Morris University was finalized. The administration explained that they… Read More ›
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An ode to professional wrestling
by Adnan Bašić / Head Copy Editor Being a college student isn’t the most fun thing in the world. There are stresses that have to be dealt with on a daily basis. From classwork to actual work, balancing school with… Read More ›
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“Magic Selfies” brings fun photo-ops to Chicago
by Amanda Landwehr / Arts Editor Glitter, streamers, colorful walls and…a unicorn? You can find all this and more at Chicago’s newest art installation, Magic Selfies. Located at the Roosevelt Collection (only a 20 minute walk from the university), this… Read More ›
